off colors

If your eyes are sore because of my blog's colors, now you know why God didn't want me to become a web designer....

Out of Office Auto Reply

I am out of the office starting Thursday, March 8, and I will return on Monday, April 1.

In the event you need to reach me urgently, please contact me through my mobile phone (see mySPL.com).


That's what my office email auto reply will look like. Now, if I can have it my way it will look like this:


I am out of the office starting Thursday, March 8, and I will return on Monday, April 1.

In the event you need to reach me urgently, you can't. I will be in Italy and will not be answering any calls.


Hmmm... or maybe...


I am out of the office starting Thursday, March 8, and I will return on Monday, April 1.

In the event you need to reach me urgently, go ahead and try and I will take care of you when I get back from my Italy trip.


Haha! Too violent! Let's try that again...


I am going to be in Italy, France, and the Netherlands starting Thursday, March 8, and I will return on Monday, April 1.

In the event you need to reach me urgently, please do not hesitate to think twice and imagine: if you were in my shoes, would you want me to call and disturb you during your vacation?


Sounds good to me!